The Special Olympic Anti-Olympic Edition

Hosts and Guests

 * Brent Cline (Host)
 * Robbie Bolton (Host)
 * Sunday School Billy

Interesting Afternooner Facts:

 * Brent pushed approximately 3 people into the Snake River for undisclosed reasons (not related to the Pokémon Go phenomenon)
 * There is an Afternooner Pokemon (A both hideous and beautiful 3-headed monster)
 * Billy’s bed is not a Poké  Stop; however, Brent wishes his lawn was a Poké Stop.
 * Robbie took his whole family on a double-tandem-bike-carriage contraption down a hill at 30+ miles per hour
 * Robbie’s family "did not walk” the hardest hill on their bike tour. Presumably they rode their bike contraption, but this is unconfirmed as of yet.
 * Idaho is the best place to do “wilderness stuff”
 * If you are counting the number of 14,000 foot peaks you’ve climbed, Brent does not want you to listen to The Afternooner or sponsor them. If you were a Pokémon, Brent would battle you in a gym (of unspecified nature)
 * Billy has been attacked by the maverick of mudswallows
 * Brent has a great fear of dams
 * Sunday School Billy and His Lovely Wife Annie are more impressive to Brent than is William Clark, noted American Explorer
 * Brent collects negative information about the Olympics as a hobby
 * “Plutocrat” is the job title on Brent’s business card

Afternooner Promises and Committments:

 * Robbie will record an episode of the podcast while wearing his marching band uniform
 * If you go to consumersenergy.com and and type in “paddle racer” you will be able to listen to the Afternooner for free! Also, you will not have to pay your energy bill for the month. If you still get a bill from them, you should tear it up because the bill should be zero.
 * They will have an entire episode devoted to the postmodern pentathlon
 * The guys will wear beekeeper suits if they ever do a canoe race

Mentioned in this Episode:

 * PokémonGo
 * Idaho
 * Marching Band
 * Pedal Across Lower Michigan
 * Tandem Bicycles
 * The Lewis & Clark Expedition
 * The Salmon River (the River of no Return)
 * The Frank Church wilderness
 * Sacagewea
 * Toissaint Charbonneau
 * Lovely Wife Annie
 * Faithful Aftergooners, Jeff and Anna Tabone
 * Mio, MI
 * Grayling, MI
 * The Au Sable River
 * Canoe Racing
 * Heatstroke
 * Natchez Trace, TN
 * 2016 Rio Olympics
 * Pierre de Coubertin
 * International Olympic Committee
 * FIFA
 * Oligarchs and Plutocrats
 * Brazil
 * Copa Cabana beach
 * Pollution
 * Zika
 * Juma (late Olympic mascot)
 * Moments of Silence
 * The Modern Pentathlon
 * The Postmodern Pentathlon
 * Live Pigeon Shooting
 * Race Walking
 * Edward Pason Weston
 * Frank Heart
 * Dan O’Leary
 * Lord Astley