The Where Did Robbie Go? Edition

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Hosts and Guests:

 * Brent Cline (host)
 * Billy Stone (Researcher)

Interesting Afternooner Facts
Robbie is not able to be in this show due to something that rhymes with “emporary estraining order”

Robbie is the Michael Jordan of the podcast and Brent is the Scottie Pippen

Robbie demanded that Brent and Billy record this podcast without him

The Afternooner booth at the Spring Arbor University Lo-Down was by-far the most popular booth there. The interns collected 300+ names with no contact information

Brent almost won an Olympic medal

Aftergooners are known for their poor alta vista skills

Brent and Billy are not willing to learn French for Élodie Clouvel, but if they were to learn a language for anyone, it would be her

It is easier for Billy to be in that moment with Ryan Lochte in the bathroom in Rio than it is for him to imagine Robbie actually dying and not being part of the Afternooner

If Billy and Brent were trapped together in the Duane Skeen Memorial Studio for three days with no food or water, they would start hallucinating that Robbie was dead

This episode was sponsored by The Foundation to get Calvin Johnson to Sponsor the Afternooner

Afternooner Promises and Commitments
If Robbie dies tragically (or even not tragically), Brent and Billy will record an episode of silence for him. 

If Robbie dies, they will change their tagline to “They’re not happy thoughts, but they’re thoughts.” 

Mentioned in this Episode

 * Robbie Bolton
 * Michael Jordan
 * Jon Stewart
 * Scottie Pippen
 * Michael Jordan Baseball Conspiracy Theory
 * Grayhound Bus
 * Shoestring episode
 * Spring Arbor University
 * The Olympics
 * Podcast Interns
 * Cycling Accidents
 * Tony Romo
 * Paul Rudd
 * Racewalking
 * Katie Ledecky
 * The Modern Pentathlon
 * Margo Isaacson
 * Élodie Clouvel
 * Usain Bolt
 * Ryan Lochte
 * Soundcloud
 * Gladiators
 * Gambling
 * Calvin Johnson
 * Will Smith’s movie Concussion
 * A bunch of NFL teams
 * Faithful Aftergooner Josh Cook
 * Superaftergooners Jeff & Anna Tabone
 * clownsound.net
 * Barry Sanders
 * Vikings Rookie Quarterback Taylor Heinicke