The How to Win Friends and Taunt People Edition

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Hosts and Guests

 * Robbie Bolton (host)
 * Brent Cline (host)
 * Billy Stone (researcher)

Interesting Afternooner facts

 * Billy has heard that China is adding a thirteenth year to their calendar with the "aftergooner" being the spirit animal thereof
 * Billy was not planning on leaving the country in the summer of 2016
 * Robbie was carried from his wedding ceremony to the reception on a homemade rickshaw
 * "The Afternooner is for lovers. We've always said that."
 * Brent is a celebrity in Canada
 * The best place to put a prison is underwater
 * There is probably no post office in the Ariondacks

Afternooner Promises and Commitments

 * They will be in the Memorial Day Parade (possibly wearing sashes and carrying sacks of rocks, broken glass, nails, and rock candy)
 * Sunday School Billy will attach the rickshaw to his moped for the float in the parade
 * Brent will put any bumper sticker you give him on his car (this was disproven in later episodes)
 * Robbie will get around to the denim 5K clothing giveaway eventually (spoiler alert: he never does)
 * Robbie tentatively promises to have a mafia member sneeze on the jean shorts he may or may not be sending an aftergooner from Italy
 * Billy will take voice lessons and spend the summer recording short segments about why he thinks baseball is dumb
 * Brent will learn more about wheelchair basketball
 * Robbie will figure out how to say the phone number in Italian

Mentioned in this Episode:

 * "The “academic year” (as an inferior designation of the “podcasting year” or “Afternooner year”)
 * Chinese buffets
 * Miss Pina
 * The Spring Arbor Memorial Day Parade
 * Birdseed at weddings
 * Dwayne Wade
 * Ben Simmons
 * Halifax, Nova Scotia
 * Central Nova Scotia Correctional Facility
 * Lansing Lugnuts
 * Quad City River Bandits
 * Denim 5K clothing giveaway
 * Italy
 * Ecuador
 * The Adirondacks mountain range
 * Canoeing
 * European Champion’s Cup of Wheelchair Basketball

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